Funny Running Quotes Seen on T-Shirts

Get a Laugh With These Funny Slogans

Run Like You Stole Something T-Shirt
Christine Luff

One way I like to beat boredom during races or long runs is to read other runner's shirts. Here are some funny slogans or running quotes seen on runner's T-shirts.

  • "Will run for chocolate."
  • "Running: Cheaper than therapy"
  • "I overtrain so, I can overeat!"
  • "Kick assphalt"
  • "Your pace or mine?"
  • "Fast girls have good times."
  • "Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"
  • "I'm only doing this so I can post a picture on Facebook." (worn in a race)
  • "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating."
  • "See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster."
  • "Yes, I am:
    1. Crazy
    2. In pain
    3. Paying to do this"
  • "I bust mine so I can kick yours!"
  • "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery."
  • "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games."
  • "Why are all these people following me?"
  • "If found in bar, return to race"
  • "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice"
  • "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."
  • "I found my happy pace."
  • "Pain later"
  • "One more mile and the cake is history."
  • "Didn't your mother warn you about fast women?"
  • Back of shirt: "If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin."
  • Back of shirt: "I bust mine to kick yours."
  • "Wicked fast runnah"  (seen at the Boston Marathon expo)
  • "Born to run. Forced to work."
  • "To run or not to run?  What a stupid question."
  • "I'm not slow, I'm just getting my money's worth from the entry fee."
  • "Looks can be deceiving; our workouts are a lot longer than our shorts."
  • "Anyone can run a hundred meters, it's the next forty-two thousand and two hundred that count."
  • "Obsessed is a word lazy people use to describe the dedicated."
  • "If you wanna catch me, you got to be fast...if you wanna stay with me, you got to be good...if you wanna pass me...You've got to be kidding."
  • "Will run for bling."
  • "I know I'm slow. Get over it."
  • "Running is my happy hour"
  • "My sport is your sport's punishment"
  • "My mascara runs faster than you do."
  • "Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!"
  • "Pain is temporary..Internet results last forever."
  • "Running...because dieting is not an option."
  • "Who fartlek'd?"
  • "WTF? (Where's The Finish?)"
  • "I run like a girl...try to keep up."
  • "I run because I really like food."
  • "You think I'm crazy because I run?  Trust me, you'd see crazy if I didn't run!"
  • Back of shirt: "Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front."
  • Back of shirt: "If you can read this, I'm just warming up."
  • Back of shirt: If you want to come in second place...follow me!
  • Back of shirt: "It's a hill. Get over it."
  • Back of shirt: "Don't pass me....I'm not in your age group"
  • Back of shirt: "How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST"
  • "Attention Spectators: Yelling 'You're almost there!' at 2 miles is NOT funny!"
  • "I thought they said 'Rum'!"
  • "Running a marathon...there's an app for that."
  • "I run to burn off the crazy."
  • "If you think running a marathon is hard, try giving birth."
  • "If you can read this, I'm not in last place."
  • "Are my kids still chasing me?"


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